The Human Centipede
For Matthew Fromm's Bad Movie Review Challenge thing
Let's stick together
for art? for the metaphor?
No—for pointless gore
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Thanks for reading!
Author's Notes: Have. Not. Watched. But know sufficient amount to know the type of film it is and why it should be avoided. I adore well-made horror...even the weirder body-horror stuff. If there is a purpose or a goal of it. With this...they say different versions of what its goal is, when really, it's just gory and disgusting for the sake of shocking you. Lecture, speech, treatise completed.
Oh, it's for Matthew Fromm's Bad Movie Review Challenge:
Bad punniness aside, I hope this musical offering will appease any grossness associated with the Senryū.
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Paul Stewart
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Comments (12)
Given my strong aversion to horror, I will heed your warning!😳
Not familiar with it and based on your warning I will happily remain that way!
Ah Sir Paul, how wrong you are. I'll just let you be, with your wrong opinions 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Hahahaha just messing ya! To each their own. The first movie had mo proper purpose. The third movie was just pointless gore. But the second movie, that was a masterpiece!
Hahahahah! You would pick such a terrible movie to review and then make either a comedy!! So so clever Paul!!
Please tell me you did not watch that movie!
It's not worth watching, I promise. I watched it as a very young teenager and that was such a bad call on my part lol The feeling of watching that still sits in my chest like a bad cold. Eugh. Great poem though!
Never heard of it. No interest either.
I have never watched, and I believe I never will!
The most romantic movie ever made. 🚻
I don't know it. Is it anything like "The Very Hungry Caterpillar"?
Have watched, unfortunately and had completely forgotten about it. "Gory" doesn't even begin to describe it. You certainly picked a bad one - maybe the actual worst.
Good one but isn't that the reason some people watch that kind of movie just for the blood and guts.