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The Gym? Yeah… Soon.

The will is there. The action? Still buffering.

By Olayinka AtiyeyePublished 10 months ago 1 min read

Me: “Tomorrow, for sure.”

Gym: “You said that yesterday.”

Listen. I want to start. Really, I do.

I can already picture it—me, fit, thriving,

looking like I actually know what a protein shake is.

But the starting part? Yeah… that’s tricky.

Gym: “Just one workout. You’ll feel amazing.”

Me: “Mmm. But will I?”

Gym: “Yes!”

Me: “Counterpoint: I could also not.”

I scroll past gym influencers on my feed.

Watch a few motivational videos.

For a moment, I feel inspired.

Maybe I should go today—

Oh. Wait. The week already started.

Can’t start on a random Wednesday. That’s chaos.

Gym: “Literally no one cares what day it is.”

Me: “I’ll start fresh Monday.”

Monday comes. Monday goes.

Tuesday arrives, uninvited.

I look at my gym bag in the corner.

Untouched. Unbothered.

I’ll get there eventually… probably.

Gym: “You’re running out of excuses.”

Me: “Oh, trust me. I have plenty left.”

Every week, I tell myself I’ll start. Every week, I don’t. It’s not that I don’t want to work out—I just need, like… a little push. Or a sign. Or maybe a national holiday to reset my energy. If you, too, have ever made a gym plan that never left the group chat of your mind—congratulations. We’re in this together.

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About the Creator

Olayinka Atiyeye

Poet. Soft chaos. Professional heartbreaker (on paper). I write the kind of lines that haunt you a little, in the best way. If you like your feelings in stanza form, you’re in the right place.

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  • Kafayat Jimoh10 months ago

    I feel attacked but ok I’ll start tomorrow

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