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There once was a woman with a fractured tit
She moaned and groaned, but the pain wouldn't quit
Her baby remained in place
Guzzling milk into his face
Until he had finished, and his diaper was full of shit!
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Found a limerick I never got a chance to enter into the challenge. So, you're welcome in advance, lol!
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Paul Stewart
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Comments (4)
Breastfeeding limerick. Interesting.
Slice of life, baby, slice of life!
Haha hilarious. Well done.
🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️, diaper worked, 😂😂, good one buddy 😊