The Fart

Twas the night before tomorrow,

And all through the night,

Our plane would be leaving,

For a Dominican delight.

Luggage and bags piled high,

Lifting more weight than ever before,

Krampus, too, decided it was time to depart.

The plane took off to a flying good start.

Then with a twinkle in Krampuses eyes,

We began to fear the worst, of tomorrow's surprise.

Many passengers, too,feared what we already knew.

But low and behold of dawn breaking day,

This is unusual to turn out this way.

But Krampus seemed to grab his heart,

And with an explosive resounding big fart.

His heart had exploded from a deathly myocardial infarction, was true.

And just like that the trip wasn't all through,

In Fact all of us passengers enjoyed the ocean's tides of clear blue.

The Dominican destination was tried, tested and true.

A dead Krampus declaration,
For all whom vacation.

Moral here,
“Never hold a good fact no matter where you are”. 🤪

Mgm 12/24 24 8:19p