The Failed Hunt

The worst thing now about the hunt

Is that women are extremely blunt.

Seeking to find a relationship seems to feel like Heaven,

But women choose to reject me because I am four-foot-seven.

I remain positive - I continue to look to the light.

I have chosen to retain my self-worth despite of my height.

What's even worse is that they keep me in the friend zone

Blocking me twenty yards away from the end zone.

I don't want to live the rest of my life as an incel

Even though my past history seems to have a lot of intel.

However, the grace of God has set me free

So that I will never go on a murdering spree.