The Boys of Arlington

Last year was a bummer, but now they're back.

The Texas Rangers is who they are, so cut them some slack.

The Astros are done, we can all attest.

Joc proclaimed that we'll win the West.

Now that Verlander and Breggy are out of their hair.

The Rangers will still give them big, cruel stares.

The boys from Agg Town will have hot guy summers.

But don't you dare call them one-hit wonders.

This ain't a Megan Thee Stallion song, so don't get it twisted.

They're here to have fun and make big hits.

The Stros are falling apart and I'm proud to say.

In the words of Hilary Duff, they're so yesterday.

Nine innings and the games are anything but solemn.

After a Rangers win, we say "Hello Win Column!"

If you know the names Beltré, Ryan, Pudge, and Young, you're in luck.

The Rangers and their fans, they don't give a...well, you know.

World Series title of '23 was anything but a fluke.

The ones who think that, I ask, "Who are you?"

The Rangers will come back roaring, and it'll show.

Will Altuve fall apart? I guess we'll never know.

The Rangers run Texas, go ahead and hate.

There's only room for one Texas team in this state.

They may not be the Dodgers and that's fine with me.

But the Rangers will rise above anything and do it all with ease.

The beaming smile of Josh Jung gives me hope.

It shows that the Rangers are definitely no joke.

Bochy is a legend and that's a fact.

He has four World Series titles, and no one can touch that.

The Rangers will be even stronger, one way or another.

In the words of Joc Pederson, "We are those motherfuckers!"

I'm not sorry for being crass and that's the truth.

If you don't love the Rangers, then I don't know what to tell you.

Step aside, Astros! Give them the AL West crown.

Your reign is over, so go ahead and frown.

So who are The Boys of Arlington, you ask?

They're the team from Texas who can kick some ass.

The Rangers can play hard like hell.

"That ball is history!" exclaims Eric Nadel.

Watch out y'all because this team is on fire.

With the help of Creed, they can take them higher.

They can bite more than they can bark.

Where all the fun happens is at Globe Life Park.

50 something years in Texas and still going strong.

"I Like Texas" by Pat Green will be their victory song.

The badasses of Texas will stay humble and true.

More World Series titles is what they'll aim to pursue.

More World Series titles and that's a fact.

The Rangers will always have each other's backs.

The haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate as sung by Taylor.

The Rangers winning the AL West will be in their favor.

We support our team, through the good and bad.

And if you don't then that's just plain sad.

Do you believe in the Rangers? You should.

They're the best sports team in the neighborhood.

Say what you want about them and cry some more.

But the Rangers are anything but a bore.

You're out of luck, Astros and need to know this.

The Rangers will always play with heart and a purpose.