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The ABC's duece

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By Mother CombsPublished 2 years ago 1 min read
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A - Adam and Anita asked about an addax

B - Betty beat Bryan by betting

C - Cathay caught cheap cats

D - Davey dodged dogs

E - Ernest eats elephant ears eclairs

F - Frank feels feelings for Freda

G - Greg grates grapes

H - Harry hates hair

I - Irene is in ice

J - Johnny jokes jealously

K - Kim keeps koalas

L - Lisa likes lions

M - Mike makes meatballs

N - Neil needs Nerfs

O - Owen owes Oscar one

P - Paul pays Peter pennies

Q - Queenie quietly quotes

R- Rich robs Raymond

S - Sally sues Shirley

T - Tina takes tamales

U - Ursula uses umbrellas

V - Vick’s victory via violin

W - Wendy wants wasabi

X - Xena xeroxed xylophones

Y - Yes, Yvonne

Z - Zelda zooms

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Mother Combs

Come near, sit a spell, and listen to tales of old as I sit and rock by my fire. I'll serve you some cocoa and cookies as I tell you of the time long gone by when your Greats-greats once lived.

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  • Cathy Deslippe2 years ago

    Poor Peter, only pennies. Great poem, enjoyed it.

  • I would really like to know why Harry hates hair 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Loved this poem!

  • Heather Hubler2 years ago

    What a delightful read! I think Tina crossed a line though if those tamales were stolen, lol! I really enjoyed this :)

  • Rene Peters2 years ago

    I really like these! I can't imagine the difficulty coming up with alliteration for some letters.

  • Dana Crandell2 years ago

    Well, Greg is just weird and messy. Great job!

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