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That's a You Problem

rap/poem/screed about invasive authority figures

By CT IdlehousePublished about a month ago 1 min read

You don't like that I call out all your bigot shit,

You call me woke,

You call me broke,

And start throwing a hissy fit.

Maybe you shouldn't say it then...

Maybe you should look within...

Instead of throwing diatribes my way like I started it.

/

You know this shit about me,

Yet you bring it up on purpose.

Does my outrage entertain you?

Or you do you just hate me being assertive?

You believe that women should be silent,

While the men preach the Gospel.

Fuck your Bible shit and picket fence,

This isn't a fucking chapel.

/

Oh, you don't like me?

That's a you problem.

Oh, you wanna fight me?

That's a you problem.

You hate fat bitches like me?

That's a you problem.

Don't involve me in your shit,

Because that's a fucking you problem.

/

I've been disobeying authority...

Since I was thirteen.

Church school reject,

Too sinful to be taken seriously.

I don't give a shit about your status quo,

I've been deemed defective from the word go,

Neurodivergent,

Autistic and fervent,

About how I want my life to go.

/

And now the Congress full of bitches,

Trying to unperson us all.

All for being different,

Being diverse,

And wanting equity instead of walls.

Some orange fuck in an ivory tower,

Ain't going to ruin my fucking life.

You will face justice,

You will be sentenced,

And we will win this goddamn fight!

/

Oh, you don't like me?

That's a you problem.

Oh, you wanna fight me?

That's a you problem.

You hate fat bitches like me?

That's a you problem.

Don't involve me in your shit,

Because that's a fucking you problem.

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CT Idlehouse

I write stories and articles. Sometimes they're good.

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