God's Pyramid Scheme

They kept telling me "God is love,"

But then did the fucking opposite.

Spend so much time praising God above,

That you forget the people who exist.

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Keep telling me that you're born again,

But I wasn't born yesterday.

You're still the same sanctimonious bitch,

Talking shit and being fake.

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You can have it all,

You can be redeemed,

As long as you forget everything you are,

And join God's pyramid scheme.

Terms and conditions apply,

It's not hypocrisy if you can lie,

Just repent and be redeemed,

As a part of God's pyramid scheme.

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So, how many poor souls are on your downline?

How much money are they giving for a tithe?

How much money are you making on their dime?

Yeah, of course, God needs a yacht and a new ride.

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How many desperate women did you manipulate

To keep the babies they can't even afford?

How many of those women are gonna get the door shut in their face,

When they show up post-birth, asking for support?

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You can have it all,

You can be redeemed,

As long as you forget everything you are,

And join God's pyramid scheme.

Terms and conditions apply,

It's not hypocrisy if you can lie,

Just repent and be redeemed,

As a part of God's pyramid scheme.

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Everyone is welcome to your church,

Unless they're trans,

Unless they're a proud gay man,

Or a woman who didn't get married first.

Because your life is a open book,

To these snobs in the pews...

They enjoy looking down their nose,

And wishing hell upon you.

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You can have it all,

You can be redeemed,

As long as you forget everything you are,

And join God's pyramid scheme.

Terms and conditions apply,

It's not hypocrisy if you can lie,

Just repent and be redeemed,

As a part of God's pyramid scheme.