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Telekillers

I should be more sorry than I am

By Paul StewartPublished 2 years ago โ€ข Updated 2 years ago โ€ข 1 min read
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Over the hills and far away

Telekillers come to play

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Uno (Uno)

Dos (Dos)

Tres (Tres)

Quatro (Quatro)

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Telekillers

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Time for Telekillers

Time for Telekillers

Time for Telekillers

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Stabbywabby "Stabbywabby"

Icepick "Icepick"

BangBang. "BangBang"

Shiv. "Shiv"

Telekillers. "Telekillers"

Say, Diiiiiii-ie! "Uh-oh!"

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Stabbywabby. Icepick. BangBang. Shiv.

Telekillers. "Telekillers"

Say Diiiiiiie.......

Uh-oh!

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Where have the Telekillers gone?

...

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Paul Stewart

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  • Dharrsheena Raja Segarran2 years ago

    What are Telekillers? I mean I know Teletubbies. I'm all for no apologies but come onnnnn, no explaination too? Oh and my favourite part was stabbywabby! Did you coin that term?

  • Test2 years ago

    I love this parody waaaayy too much!! The only thing better would have been if you parodied Dora the explorer!!! (Girl I babysit loves it and I just can't!!) I must say this is way better than the original though!!! Well done Paul!

  • A delightful romp through young parenthood. My favorite part? "No explanation. No apologies."

  • Dana Crandell2 years ago

    LOL you've just parodied one mf my most despised cartoon shows. Good job, Paul!

  • Andrei Z.2 years ago

    Hmm, I'd still like to hear some explanations... Is it from some comic book?๐Ÿค”

  • Test2 years ago

    Well this was cool. ๐Ÿค™๐Ÿฝ

  • Kendall Defoe 2 years ago

    Um, anything you want to tell us, sir? ๐Ÿคจ

  • Sara Wilson2 years ago

    My girls like to watch makeup transitions on YouTube and there is a creepy teletubby song that comes in with some of them. This reminded me of that lol. My son is terrified of it.. I think he would be of this as well. ๐Ÿ˜‚

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