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Teeth, lettuce, and a bathroom

a poem

By Kale SinclairPublished 2 years ago 1 min read
Teeth, lettuce, and a bathroom
Photo by Darren DeLoach on Unsplash

Pursue someone who pursues dreams.

Stop chasing dealers who sell them.

Fight for someone who will

massage your feet, and

humorously try to

smell them.

Fall for

someone

who can get

lettuce stuck in

their teeth and

laughs when

you tell

them.

Stop

chasing

people who

don't periodically

look back to check if

you're still chasing them.

Pursue love, and get lost between

someones thighs... kind of like a blind

man in dire search of eyes.

Pursue someone who's

hair you can hold

away from toilet

bowl water when

puking, a special

someone you

cant stop

thinking

about...

...especially when pooping.

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About the Creator

Kale Sinclair

Author | Poet | Husband | Dog Dad | Nerd

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  • Dharrsheena Raja Segarran2 years ago

    Lol, this made me chuckle a few times! Fantastic poem!

  • Lamar Wiggins2 years ago

    Haha. Great advice!

  • Tressa Rose2 years ago

    Haha I'm a fan

  • Lisa santos2 years ago

    Love the artist and unique way of expressing love !!

  • love that. Want that.

  • Yes 👍 and that is why, I am Single♥️

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