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The Story of My Life
Critiquing my life like a book on the shelf Cutting through with a knife exposing myself Not a comfortable task there are some chapters, I'd skip
By Kelli Sheckler-Amsden2 years ago in Poets
The Mum Jumped Over The Moon
Hey fiddle diddle, When you’ve got one or more littles, Your life goes straight to the loon. You’re always on your feet,
By Hope Martin2 years ago in Poets
The Half-Fast Horse You Rode In On. Content Warning.
The semi-amassed are half-assed They can only walk half-fast You believe they pass you by But their strides are not that high
By Gerard DiLeo2 years ago in Poets
We Sold Our Souls for RRSPs!
Rock and roll! Yeah, man!! We were all gonna rock hard!!! The bill's due when...? Damn... *(Note on the term RRSP: this is the Canadian Registered Retirement Savings Plan, something that we pay into for our future retirement; and we hope that we can still rock...)
By Kendall Defoe 2 years ago in Poets
Romantic In My Own Way
I’m not romantic you say But I am It’s just in my own way Growing up learning to show as little emotion as possible Hard to express myself sometimes
By Atomic Historian2 years ago in Poets
No string attached
If we’re just friends I want you nowhere near my bed Get your voice out of my head and don’t text me past 10 If we’re just friends
By Idowu Ayomide 2 years ago in Poets
Catching Up With Friends
This poem is dedicated to anyone that reads my work. Most importantly though it is dedicated to those that I know regularly read my work. I apologize for not responding as quickly as I usually do to comments. If a couple months ago someone told me I’d be writing so much lately that it would be hard to keep up with the comments, I’d say they were crazy. I’d especially like to thank(in no particular order) Judey, Randy, Dharrsheena, Judey, Cathay, Babs, Oneg, Mike, Cendrine, Grz, Paul, Heather, Jazzy
By Atomic Historian2 years ago in Poets
Keep on Truckin
Keep on truckin You create nothing but destruction Nothing of value Putrefied pontification Of what you think is best for the nation
By Atomic Historian2 years ago in Poets
I Write Everywhere
I have thoughts that run through my head I write them down before they’ve fled Laying in bed When I drive I write everywhere
By Atomic Historian2 years ago in Poets
You Might As Well Smile
You Might As Well Smile Problems Aren’t Going Anywhere 😊 😊 😊 My poems don’t always make much sense.
By Margaret Brennan2 years ago in Poets
A Dead Bulimic Walking
I was a good human but then I got bit And now I’m a zombie, completely legit Before I was dead I was way underweight I always would vomit whatever I ate
By Earl W. Pearl2 years ago in Poets
Hearts of Conflict:
In the theater of life, love and war entwine, Two dramas, two tales, their fates interline. With passions ablaze, hearts caught in a trance,
By asher kihn2 years ago in Poets