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He'll Never Use That Cup Again
Boss hands over cup No time to pull car over Mortification.
By Kat Nove2 years ago in Poets
A Pastor's Snafu-Senryu, Take 2
Exiting the john, Ready for the church service, Microphone was on. ~~~~~~~~~~ True story, personal, faced by most pastors at some time during their ministry, unfortunately usually during times of great gastro-intestinal distress. For me, someone knocked on the bathroom door & said, "Pastor, could you please turn your microphone off."
By Randy Wayne Jellison-Knock2 years ago in Poets
Halloween Comes But Once A Year, My Dear
Yesterday I bumped into a Seer And did I ever want to sneer But lust took me over I could see exposure
By Denise E Lindquist2 years ago in Poets
A Pastor's Snafu-Senryu
Snafu Senryu, Situation normal, all…, What was I saying?
By Randy Wayne Jellison-Knock2 years ago in Poets
Who are you? Senryu!
He's with his lover I had not picked up on this I asked how's the wife
By Lynn Jordan2 years ago in Poets
Red Lipstick
With white pants she sat In red lipstick, then did dance. “No!!!! But it's not that…..!”
By Cindy Calder2 years ago in Poets
It Could Have Happened
I tell them I ran a marathon, twisted foot. The truth: tripped on rug.
By Alison McBain2 years ago in Poets
Becoming a Mom
Why's there so many nurses, doctors, and trainees? Childbirth = ward's rush hour.
By Alison McBain2 years ago in Poets
Half Time
Finally half time I rush towards the toilet And see a long que
By Some Guy2 years ago in Poets
The customer is always right, right?
She's insulting me, claiming that she knows it all Door says pull, not push.
By Diani Alvarenga2 years ago in Poets
Go the other way when saying Goodbye
"Bye, see you next time!" We are taking the same path. It's just silence now.
By Diani Alvarenga2 years ago in Poets
Irritated in the Elevator
“You’re really pregnant? Aren’t you sort of old for that?” Like a man would know.
By Cindy Calder2 years ago in Poets