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Sylvester's Luck

Downsizing

By Gerard DiLeoPublished 2 years ago 1 min read
Sufferin' Suckertash!

Velociraptor

Plus hundreds of millions' years

Makes a Tweety Bird

Haiku

About the Creator

Gerard DiLeo

Retired, not tired. Hippocampus, behave!

Make me rich! https://www.amazon.com/Gerard-DiLeo/e/B00JE6LL2W/

My substrack at https://substack.com/@drdileo

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  • Sweileh 8882 years ago

    Interesting and delicious content. Keep posting more

  • L.C. Schäfer2 years ago

    This is clever 😁

  • Cathy holmes2 years ago

    Lol. Well done.

  • I thot I thaw a puddy thad. I did, I did thaw a puddy thad! Hehehehehe. Loved this!

  • It is a cartoon I watched in my childhood. Thanks for sharing.

  • John Cox2 years ago

    Purrfectly brilliant, Gerard. When I was a baker I worked with a guy who did a spot on imitation of Tweety and had memorized everyone of the songs he sang in the cartoons. Every morning when he fried cake donuts he would sing them. Your story dislodged a very, old memory.

  • Hannah Moore2 years ago

    Ah, mine was similar, but both less accurate and less succinct!

  • Paul Stewart2 years ago

    I thot I saw a puddy cat...this is great fun, Gerard and love that it is only 10 words!

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