Stalker Santa - Driver's License Parody

I saw you in my room just last week

Always creeping up on me

I’m begging next year you’ll let me sleep

Without horrifying me

But today I asked you to stop

You claimed that’s not what elf wants

You do this to him and her

Every Christmas Eve

Maybe someday it’ll be clear

And Santa, you will see

Christmas is about happiness

As for you, peeper awareness

And I know we’re not perfect but I’ve never felt this way bout no one

And I just can’t imagine how you could be so okay and call it fun

Know you didn’t mean what you wrote in that letter to me!

Cuz’ you said I’m naughty but look at yourself honey!

Red lights, guide your night

I still see your face in the windows, you know

Can’t be the girl I used to be, oh, Told you no

Cuz’ I really never liked you, hey (ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)

Sidewalks, I cross

I still hear your voice yeah it’s ringing, and screaming

Over all the noise

Oh, I’m so blue, you creep fool

Cuz’ I never really liked you, hey (ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)

And I know we’re not perfect but I’ve never felt this way bout no one

And I just can’t imagine how you could be so okay and call it fun

Know you didn’t mean what you wrote in that letter to me!

Cuz’ you said I’m naughty but look at yourself honey!

Yeah you said I’m naughty but look at yourself...honey.