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Mother Combs Mishmashing

By Mother CombsPublished 2 years ago 1 min read
Spare Parts
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Down in Devil’s Bog

Lived a frog

Inside a log

Where he wrote his blog

About Tony Hog

Who liked to jog

In the deep, dank fog.

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Did you see the cat?

The one that slept in a top hat?

It wouldn’t lie on its mat.

It acted like it owned the flat.

One day, it got into a spat

With a tremendous giant rat

That was very fat

During the combat

The rodent he did bat.

Until Matt

Hollered Scat!

To the brat.

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The chicken said, Cluck.

To the mallard duck

Because the buck

Was stuck

Inside a truck

When it tried to tuck

It’s antlers in that poor schmuck

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About the Creator

Mother Combs

Come near, sit a spell, and listen to tales of old as I sit and rock by my fire. I'll serve you some cocoa and cookies as I tell you of the time long gone by when your Greats-greats once lived.

AB

Admin = ViM

LYLAS

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  • Manisha Dhalani2 years ago

    Feels like a fresh take to Old McDonald's. Enjoyed this!

  • This was great and too funny. Tremendous job with the rhyming

  • Hahahahahaha these were hilarious! I loved it!

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