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Sometimes You Can't

Believe Your Eyes

By Kelli Sheckler-AmsdenPublished 11 months ago 1 min read
Sometimes You Can't
Photo by Nik on Unsplash

there was a woman who was generously endowed

the menfolk paid her to jump up and down

seems the joke was on them

she was really a him

and the boobs, were the ones in the crowd

For Funhumorslam poetry

About the Creator

Kelli Sheckler-Amsden

Telling stories my heart needs to tell <3 life is a journey, not a competition

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  • LRB11 months ago

    So funny!

  • Calvin London11 months ago

    You must have been smoking something, Kelli - three gems in a row. It must be limerick Thursday or Wednesday, depending on where you are. Such a gifted writer.

  • Hahahahahahahahahaha like what the hell 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Was it Tootsie? Dustin Hoffman all over again? Or perhaps Robin Williams? No, I believe this poem is Divine.

  • Mark Graham11 months ago

    What a sense of humor you have. Good one on them though serves them right. Good job.

  • Nice work

  • OMG Kelli what is your picture telling me in this story. Lol awesome work…

  • Mother Combs11 months ago

    OMG that's too freaking funny!

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