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Something Else?

does my bum look big in this?

By BrenPublished about a year ago 1 min read

someone once asked me

are you a man or a mouse

the answer would depend entirely

on the type of cheese on offer

this was supposed to be

a dairy free poem yes

random is as random does

and the rest

is

your

best

guess

someone once showed me

a forest made of mist and moons

a page made of a million stars

a map of the familiar unknown

covered in endless man made scars

he showed me how to head

in all the wrong directions

he showed me how embrace my broken

and how to revel in imperfections

he showed me how to see both sides of the coin at once

and to how to hide inside reflections

he told me i can!

someone once told me

it’s all in your head

i should hope so i replied

voices in your spleen

doesn't have the same ring

i know i'm not out to lunch

it’s more of a late to morning tea type of thing

so maybe a coupla my cogs need oil

my screws aren't loose, just worn

getting a grip avoiding the slip

because what doesn't rip will be torn

someone once made me

think about something i said

it was a horrible three minutes alone

waiting inside my head

the what i said was late

so wandered...

i was in a hallway of barred and bolted doors

behind each door

was a thought

chained by the neck

to the wall

the old, the new

hunched and looming

away from the light

away from being

a soft almost voiceless moan

rolls along the stone walls and floors

punctuated by slow ceaseless drips

and the occasional rattle of chains

i shook my head

better to think

think about

something else

For Fun

About the Creator

Bren

"It's just a token of my extreme!" - Frank Zappa

"Cause it's all in the heat of the moment It's all in the pain!!!" - Devin Townsend

Centre Stage with the wonderful Heather Hubler

I'm writing it out not acting in doubt!

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  • T. Lichtabout a year ago

    This is so fun to read! love the alliteration and rhymes! Great Great Poem! and yup love the randomness!!

  • Grz Colmabout a year ago

    Haha, “someone once made me think about something i said it was a horrible three minutes alone waiting inside my head”. 😄 And yes your bum looks huge. Sorry!

  • L.C. Schäferabout a year ago

    I completely agree about the cheese

  • Andrew C McDonaldabout a year ago

    Very entertaining and thought provoking. Got a couple of chuckles in there Brenton. 😎

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