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Someone Should Smack Your Mom

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By Kelli Sheckler-AmsdenPublished 7 months ago Updated 6 months ago 1 min read
Someone Should Smack Your Mom
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My face unlocked a new expression

When that sludge fell from your lips

I held my tongue in retrospection

Trying my best, to get a grip

If I were to speak, I fear regression

And you could really give a rip

For you, your words, are self expression

And so my mouth, I will keep zipped

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Kelli Sheckler-Amsden

Telling stories my heart needs to tell <3 life is a journey, not a competition

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  • Dharrsheena Raja Segarran7 months ago

    This made me laugh so much hahahahahahahahahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Kendall Defoe 7 months ago

    This is the kind of poem that makes me want to hear what led to it!

  • Cathy holmes7 months ago

    Haha. Oh my, that title. Lol

  • Mother Combs7 months ago

    lol, good one, Kelli. BTW, my mom raised 9 kids. Someone really should have slapped her ;)

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