
wWWhHHAAM!!
Triple H swung a sledgehammer
over the head of Thanos.
I drove a Transformer–one handed
through craters from mortar shells.
Mordor in a four door sedan.
It was Saving Private Ryan with no stakes.
Everything was Zack Snyder colored.
Valkyries wore tennis skirts with wings
out the back like banners. Sky ribbons of Stevie Wonder design trailing behind like echos. They was yoga thick.
Lexapro dreams are roller coaster accidents.
Joy is horror and my serotonin superheroes
save the world every night.
The battle was really Jon Snow.
It was very Full Metal Jacket
with nerf guns and super soakers.
I thought I was gonna die.
My pharmacy called and said
there's a possible, rare, interaction
between my antidepressants
and my arthritis meds.
Something with my heart.
I wanna be not sick one day.
SPLACkt!
The sound of a Valkyrie sword
cutting one of Thanos' minions in half.
The Valkyrie looked like Meg Thee Stallion.
Tory Lanez daddy screamed in the background.



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