Six Damn Dogs
I must be nuts and crazy to allow them to keep this many at once. In my defense, I did tell my oldest she had to find a home for the one she just brought in. This has just gotten ridiculous.
By Mother CombsPublished 2 years ago • 1 min read
Photo by Hannah Lim on Unsplash
Oh I am driven nuts
Completely fruity
Somebody had to add
Someone had to bring home
One more damn dog to the mix
Now we have six
Six damn dogs.
All of a sudden,
I can go nowhere
Without a dog present
If I go to pee,
There they are with me
It is like having a set of
Sextuplet toddlers
Late night snack,
Turn around
And trip over a dog
Hoping for his share
Six damn dogs,
And not one
Will sleep outside
Oh, no
They sit and scratch
And bark and howl
Until someone
Anyone
Gets up
And lets them in
Six damn dogs
The only good thing
Is they are all housebroken
If one bark
They all bark
All want on the couch
Five want to sneak into beds
Play with me
No, me
They drive me crazy
Six damn dogs
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Comments (4)
Sextuplet toddlers! That was epic! 🤣🤣🤣 Loved this poem!
😂😢😂🐶🦮🐕🦺🐩🐕🐶. I am allergic. I would rather not be, but at least 2 dogs would be living with in my house if I were not!
😮Holy canine capers Batman! That’s a lot of dogs. “If one barks they all bark.” The most I’ve ever had at once is two. That was enough! What are their names?
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