Bart always screws up
Homer sure wants to kill him
Maggie is cutest
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Lisa is too brilliant.
Marge’s hair is way too tall.
Barney is a drunk
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Moe is very crazy.
Apu runs convenience store
Santa’s Helper starves.
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Snowball is not white.
Poor Grandpa has Alzheimer’s
Skinner is so dumb.
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Crusty is a clown
Patty and Selma are twins
Martin is genius
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Ha ha, Nelson laughs.
Ms. Crabapple is lonely.
Milhouse wears glasses
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A fish with three eyes
Chief Wiggums is very strange
Burns is full of greed
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I really should not watch the Simpsons. I can’t help myself, though. They are funny.
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Lol, these were so fun! You're extremely creative!
Fantastic Simpson's Haikus!!! Loved this!!!♥️♥️💕