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Shoulda' Brought the Bong

and maybe a few extra tally ho's

By BrenPublished 2 years ago 1 min read
© Necro and the Phyliacz 2001

i like a joint

as much as the next bloke

so please

don’t get me wrong

i’m not a fiend

but i like the hit

we shoulda’ brought

the bloody bong

don’t mind

chowing down on edibles

but the hit (...it)

just takes too long

plus some of them

taste like shit

i knew we shoulda’ brought

the bloody bong

vaping’s ok

but it can munt ya really quick

and a fat scoob buzz

just don't last as long

i’m not smoking

from an aluminium can

i told you to bring

the bloody bong

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About the Creator

Bren

"It's just a token of my extreme!" - Frank Zappa

"Cause it's all in the heat of the moment It's all in the pain!!!" - Devin Townsend

Centre Stage with the wonderful Heather Hubler

I'm writing it out not acting in doubt!

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  • Dharrsheena Raja Segarran2 years ago

    Hahahahahahahaha the bloody bong! Loved your poem!

  • Dee Dee Farrrrk2 years ago

    Needs to be a song

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