got a phone call from Nigeria
but that just the half of it
the caller said he was a distant uncle
i dunno it seemed legit
he said we had another uncle
on his mother’s fathers side
who had one day without a word
up and inconveniently died
this is word for word how it transpired
so you know i’m not talking shit
he used vernacular that could have been truthful
it kinda seemed legit
they needed my credit card details
so they could transfer his estate
it had to be done very quickly
no hindrances, no delays, no late
i emailed them all my details
i had nothing left to omit
what could possibly go wrong
it all seems so legit
About the Creator
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The Devil's Cut
“Comrade, finally you’re awake.” The voice was smooth, sensual. A flickering incandescent bar was all that lit the white, sterile room. All Vladimir remembered was everything going black. He tried to move his arms and found them strapped to the gurney.
By Matthew J. Fromm6 days ago in Fiction
Comments (4)
Hahahahahahahhaha this made me laugh so much!
So legit! They probably spelled everything correctly and used proper grammar. Any day now, you’ll be rich. 🤑
Holy shit... You should go for it. Excellent work, sir!
Was he a prince? 😁 Tangent: Have you seen The Beekeeper?