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Satan's Buffet

Misty L. Cloud

By Josh and MistyPublished 5 years ago 1 min read
Satan's Buffet
Photo by Grant Whitty on Unsplash

Just cant make any fucking words come out of the storm today. You tell me to grab a slice of happiness pie from the 24 hour buffet. When I try you bomb me with your emotional napalm and tell me BAD! I ask you why with hurt confusion in my eyes and you smile and say you misunderstood me... When I said grab a slice, you were supposed to feed ME.

Laid out staked hand and foot on the universal 24 hour buffet table...

COME AND GET IT!!!

Only .99 cents a plate and free soft-serve Soul for every customer!

White meat? Dark meat? Hurry while supplies last!

Buy one buffet ticket and bring a friend for free!

Family fun and games!

Children and family eat free! Cheapest prices in the Universe! You can't afford NOT to come and stuff your fat faces with warm juicy slices fresh from HELL'S own oven!

She has plenty to go around, so feel free to serve yourself..

ALL YOU CAN EAT!!

The sweetest meat is around the heart so grab it while it is still beating...

We have Pain on Tap and all the Good Intentions you can gorge on! Only .25 cents more! Half off for Senior citizens and receive a free Youth Shake! Made with only the FRESHEST Souls! She won't last long folks, so come and get you some!

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About the Creator

Josh and Misty

Two artists in love. We write together, and work together, play together and live together.

I(Misty) am the loud mouthed jester and he(Josh) is the quiet, watchful protector.

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