Sadistic Santa was at it again!
Deep in the forest, the man in red was having a Christmas campfire.
Terrified Marshmallow fellows and Chocolate bar declared it utterly insane.
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Fearing to be torched by Santa who looked like a walking bloodstain,
The marshmallows were ready to have meltdowns, cried for a ceasefire.
Sadistic Santa was at it again!
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White fluffy Marshmallows wanted to mingle into the snowy terrain.
The dragon tongues of fire were growing higher.
Terrified Marshmallow fellows and Chocolate bar declared it utterly insane.
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Mr. Chocolate thought this was richly inhumane.
He was running around like a bittersweet town crier.
Sadistic Santa was at it again!
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The Marshmallows stuck together in a gooey mess during heated strain.
Chocolate sang out words "to melt or not to melt", a comical satire.
Terrified Marshmallow fellows and Chocolate bar declared it utterly insane.
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With one marshmallow comrade going up in flames, three remain,
The old man’s wicked laughter sent a chills of Choco-mallow dire.
Sadistic Santa was at it again!
Terrified Marshmallow fellows and Chocolate bar declared it utterly insane.
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Bruce Lee and The God of War: Kuan Ti
It starts with love.. The Power to the God Of War and Wealth Walk into a Chinese restaurant (even in Oklahoma, USA), a Chinese police station, a kung fu martial arts studio or even a Chinese temple and you often see a red faced warrior holding a heavy quan-do (spear like weapon).
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Comments (7)
lol
Hahaha! I may never look at s'mores the same way again.
Lol.
Good sense of humor.
Hilarious!!! ROTFL 🤣🤣🤣
No one ever thinks about how the confectionary feel. I'm sure they never asked to be melted. Fun read.
Hahahahahahhaha this was hilarious! I especially loved that Santa looked liel a walking bloodstain!