Rudy The Hefty Reindeer

You know Dasher and Dancer

And Prancer and Vixen,

Comet and Cupid

And Donner and Blitzen.

But do you recall

The most rotund reindeer of all?

Rudy the hefty reindeer

(reindeer)

Was a kinda lazy guy

(like a sloth)

Sat on the couch all day

(all day)

Stuffing his face with pie

(like pumpkin and apple)

All of the other reindeer

(reindeer)

Used to be so fit and ripped

(like Arnold)

They always teased poor Rudy

(Rudy)

Who never met a meal he skipped

(like Thanksgiving)

Then one windy Christmas Eve

Santa came to say

(Ho Ho Ho)

Rudy with your belly so big

Won't you leverage my Christmas rig?

Then all the others loved him

(loved him)

And they shouted out with glee

(yippee)

"Rudy the hefty reindeer

(reindeer)

You'll go down in history!"

(like Rudolph)