Real Hot Beer Sh*t

groggy morning wake up, eyes crusty

still taste last night's blue moon binge, arms are musty

stomach growling for sustenance and bubbling to drop a load

quick dash to the wash room and sat on the commode

handling business on the oval office

each release is a relief, to others the smell is nauseous

but to me it's just a part of my 24

smell wakes me up I am alive, vigor to the core

Don't have to think just do

spray that spray use that TP and keep it moving G

Pungent smells engulfs the bathroom and entrance

4 hours till noon, premature use leads to a death sentence

I am alive