Post Ironic T-Shirt Logo

i need something good and i need it now

was it Eric Cartmang that said "don't have a cow?"

but i don't wanna be just your average bogan

i need to get a t-shirt with a post ironic slogan

i wanna fit in but i kinda wanna don't

yeah and i really fuckin hate sportsball too

i dress like a Kmart I- talian

and scrimp like two dollar shop J-ew

poppin max fuckin doughies in the fuckin gravel cunt

dinner at the barrel in the sky

whatever piss is on special at Dan's

and maybe later a dirty street pie

if money is short we'll hit a cashie

there is so much shit we could sell

let nothing stand in the way of a good time

let nothing keep us from hell

rough yes but uneducated no

don't let underestimation be your play

you don't know us from a bar of soap

and yes we prefer it that way

this is how we live

and this is where we stand

no pretense no bullshit

a motto...and a plan