Eat Shit (I Won’t Be)

‼️ Attention ‼️

This is your warning.

Your bulletin board memo.

Your taped-up flyer in a breakroom that smells like burnt coffee and bullshit.

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Effective immediately,

I am no longer eating shit with a smile on my face.

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Not for peace.

Not for optics.

Not for your comfort, your approval,

or your fragile delusions of control.

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The practice of swallowing disrespect

and calling it “being the bigger person”

has been officially discontinued.

The grin is gone.

The plate is overturned.

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For years, I complied.

I chewed carefully.

I thanked you for the serving.

I told myself it was character-building,

that grit tastes bad by design.

That policy was a lie.

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Let it be known:

I am done nodding while being talked over.

Done laughing when the joke is me.

Done digesting blame that belongs to systems and inept minds that speak in circles.

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Any attempt to repackage shit as “just how it is”

will be returned to sender.

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Please update your expectations accordingly.

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I will now be responding in real time.

I will be leaving rooms mid-sentence.

I will be saying “no” without a paragraph attached.

I will not cushion truth to protect egos

that have never once protected me.

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If this makes you uncomfortable—

good.

That means the notice reached its intended audience.

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Questions, complaints, or accusations of “changed behavior”

may be filed directly into the void.

I will not be monitoring that inbox.

📥

This announcement is not an overreaction.

It is an overdue refusal.

It is what happens when survival stops pretending to be gratitude.

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Read it twice.

Post it where you need to.

Memorize it if you’re used to crossing lines.

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No further statements will be issued.