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Poetic Apology to Mikey

a contrite limerick

By Judey Kalchik Published 10 months ago Updated 10 months ago 1 min read
Poetic Apology to Mikey
Photo by Tyler Quiring on Unsplash

There once was a woman that writes

Inspiration eluded her sights

Then- viola!- inspired!

YAY!-wrote 'til she tired

But she botched it now needs her last rites.

-

Mike was not, and should not, be seen as the inspiration for my Humor piece.

Frankly- I am not funny and should have known better.

I was doing some reading, saw the same EXACT set-up on another person's page: and (as the poem says) viola!

I'd eat my hat but I'm too busy eating crow.

My sincere apologies, Mikey!

The piece:

Limerick

About the Creator

Judey Kalchik

It's my time to find and use my voice.

Poetry, short stories, memories, and a lot of things I think and wish I'd known a long time ago.

You can also find me on Medium

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  • Muhammad 8 months ago

    This sad

  • Susan Payton10 months ago

    This made me smile. Nicely Done!!!

  • Nahhhh, I don't think you botched it. And you're definitely funny!

  • Did you mean "viola" (stringed instrument in the alto range of the orchestra) or "voila!" (there it is)? For if it is the instrument you have intended, you may find Mikey more likely to "string you up" & hoist you by your own petard rather than forgive, lol.

  • Mother Combs10 months ago

    You can't eat your hat, Vocal didn't give you one yet ROFL <3

  • L.I.E10 months ago

    Me lost as well “The Mikey we all know, Vocal Mike, purple heart 💜 Mikey?” hehe. This got interesting 🤣🤣😆 great apology poem though.

  • Kendall Defoe 10 months ago

    A very interesting piece of work, Ms. K!

  • Denise E Lindquist10 months ago

    Ohoh... I missed it!😉❤️

  • Rohitha Lanka10 months ago

    What a poem that is very interesting and,this poem humorously acknowledges creative struggles and missteps,You creation is always impressive among the reader.This is thoroughly reading and express my thoughts.I pray to your story to be hit top of the table as a best story.

  • Viola indeed, we should be able to make fun of anything and I found your story very funny. You might end up with two top stories out of this :)

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