Please Don’t Squeeze The …
I’ve Got Other Ideas
By Kelli Sheckler-AmsdenPublished about a year ago • 1 min read
Photo by Mika Baumeister on Unsplash
Oh, Jeff... I love you too... but…
Um, I mean, I love your butt… too.
That wall Pilates is really paying off, she said, as she gave him a squeeze.
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Kelli Sheckler-Amsden
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Comments (11)
NIce touch, great job on the interpretation
This is great and totally different. Loved it.
Ha ha great take on the challenge
Lol, this would make 🤣 a great toilet tissue commercial. I love your outrageous take on this Challenge 🥰🥰🥰🥰
Hahahahahahhahahaha I used butt too! This was hilarious!
hahahaha! Brilliant.
Squeeze away! Very clever, Sheckler!
Butt of the story is marvelous. they don't make em like they used to, paper, not butt. Ha ha ha. Funny one.
Hahahhahaha, so funny!
Laugh out loud funny, Kelli! Really well done! The pic is a hoot, too. Got to be somewhere in Europe.
hahahaha! I remember the Charmin commercial! This was hilarious and clever friend!