
i microdosed
plastic mini toast
and all it did
was remind me
and all it did
was well,
all it did
was make my mouth
go dry
my back teeth
were in drought
my throat
was a desert
cross that
off the list
i puffed
as i huffed
bunnies of dust
my lungs became
vacuum cleaner bags
i don't think
i shoulda
done that!
i don't think
i shoulda
done that!
hope i get recalled
i snorted a line
of pure Gravox
(home brand is a good brand)
well not quite pure
it had been cut,
jumped on,
stomped
with a coupla
teaspoons of cornflour,
if i keep my fluids up
and frequent
areas of abnormally
high allergen activity
i can sneeze gravy
TICK
i tried to smoke
my toe nail clippings
now i’m coughing
i’m retching
i’m spitting
i’m dribbling
and pissing my pants
there is
a really good chance
i probably won't
do that again
but
then
((realms of possibility)nothing)
About the Creator
Bren
"It's just a token of my extreme!" - Frank Zappa
"Cause it's all in the heat of the moment It's all in the pain!!!" - Devin Townsend
Centre Stage with the wonderful Heather Hubler


Comments (3)
Too funny!!!
Definitely don’t do that again… 😁🥵🤢🤮Great music Brenton, and quite a fascinating poem.
That is a wonderful slice of madness