Phones ex

i rang up a mate the other day

it wasn’t the other day

it was ten minutes ago

he wasn't a mate

just a randomly dialed number really

i let my fingers do the walking

ring ring

ring ring

ring ring

ring ring

ring "hello Mark speaking"

“hey cunt” i said

he said “what”

i said “hey cunt”

again

he said “what”

again

i said “hey Mark owyergoin cunt?”

he said “what”

once more

and then he changed up

still somewhat leery

of the unknown number

“do you know who this is?”

he asked hoping i was one of him

i replied “yeah…, it's you!”

dead air

then it was my turn

with the raffle winning question:

“do you know who this is?”

there was a pause

P A U S E

"ah no..."

another pause

P A U S E

"cya cunt" i said

and

hung up

beep beep beep

beep beep beep

(cheer up Mark, it's just a poem)