i hate my fuckin phone
it won't leave me alone
and the gps is shit
sending me round the bend
i hate my fuckin phone
beep beep
fuckin message cunt
beep beep
end
i hate my fuckin phone
in touch but so alone
i can pixelate my feelings
then hit send
i hate my fuckin phone
beep beep
some cunt calling cunt
beep beep
end
i hate my fuckin phone
more than i hate your ring tone
just samsung having a lend
i hate my fuckin phone
beep beep
fuckin voicemail cunt
beep beep
end
i hate my fuckin phone
but so dependent on it now
and if there was another way
this is it
i hate my fuckin phone
beep beep
fuckin email cunt
beep beep
end
About the Creator
Bren
"It's just a token of my extreme!" - Frank Zappa
"Cause it's all in the heat of the moment It's all in the pain!!!" - Devin Townsend
Centre Stage with the wonderful Heather Hubler
I'm writing it out not acting in doubt!
New Normal
There is always a moment — small, quiet, almost forgettable — when the spark stops being a warning and becomes a state. It never looks like a turning point from the outside. It’s not a dramatic shift. It’s not a cinematic beat. It’s a subtle internal click, a recalibration so slight that only someone who has lived this cycle as many times as I have would recognize it.
By Elisa Wontorcik4 days ago in Poets
Comments (2)
a true love/hate relationship
Yeah, I swore at mine more than once.