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Pet Sematary

Eww. The horror

By Cathy holmesPublished 2 years ago 1 min read
Photo by John Thomas on Unsplash

Here kitty, kitty.

What in the hell is that stink?

Oh damn! Bury it.

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For Judey Kalchik's book review haiku challenge. Here is hers:

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About the Creator

Cathy holmes

Canadian family girl with a recently discovered love for writing. Other loves include animals and sports.

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Outstanding

Excellent work. Looking forward to reading more!

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  1. Heartfelt and relatable

    The story invoked strong personal emotions

  2. Easy to read and follow

    Well-structured & engaging content

  3. Masterful proofreading

    Zero grammar & spelling mistakes

  1. Compelling and original writing

    Creative use of language & vocab

  2. On-point and relevant

    Writing reflected the title & theme

  3. Excellent storytelling

    Original narrative & well developed characters

  4. Expert insights and opinions

    Arguments were carefully researched and presented

  5. Eye opening

    Niche topic & fresh perspectives

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Comments (26)

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  • L.C. Schäfer2 years ago

    Dead is better! Great review 😁

  • Tiffany Gordon2 years ago

    Brilliant work!

  • Mother Combs2 years ago

    Great review.

  • 😆👍Great job📝💥

  • Dana Stewart2 years ago

    Haha, love this! You put your spin of humor in it! Don't let Abigail read this one!

  • Paul Stewart2 years ago

    hahaha! Sorry I missed this one. This is hilarious and dead-on, Cathybuddy!

  • J. S. Wade2 years ago

    Haha. Only you could pull this off ! 😂🥇

  • Too late. The toddler's already locked in the car & the rest of his resurrected family is working on finding a way in.

  • Test2 years ago

    This was the funniest review of Pet Semetery that I've ever read! 🤣 Great work Cathy!!! 😂

  • hahahaha

  • Hahahahahahhaahhaa this was awesome! Also, I didn't know it was a book. I only knew the movie, lol!

  • Lol I like this one!

  • I did love this book. Nicely done my friend 💕

  • Lamar Wiggins2 years ago

    😂 never read the book, but loved the movie. “Here kitty kitty” I hope Abigail didn’t inspire this. Lol.

  • Julia Schulz2 years ago

    Fantastic!

  • Heather Hubler2 years ago

    Perfect for this one!!

  • Colt Henderson2 years ago

    Love it.

  • Gina C.2 years ago

    Oh man! This is one spooky but cute haiku 😅 Perfect! 🤗❤️

  • C. H. Richard2 years ago

    lol Prrrfct 🐱 ♥️

  • Test2 years ago

    I knew it was you, Cathy, before even looking at your name. It's so you! Well done!

  • Rob Angeli2 years ago

    Nauseatingly cute, love it. :)

  • Judey Kalchik 2 years ago

    Oooo! One from the Master! I like it. Will send it with the others, Cathy-

  • Test2 years ago

    LMAO… so gross 🖤

  • Donna Renee2 years ago

    🤣🤣🤣 this is so good!

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