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By Dana CrandellPublished 2 years ago Updated 2 years ago 1 min read
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It drips from your face

I tried so hard to hold back

But sneezed anyway

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Definitely NOT from personal experience...

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Dana Crandell

Dad, Stepdad, Grandpa, Husband, lover of Nature and dogs.

Poet, Writer, Editor, Photographer, Artist and Tech/Internet nerd.

My first published poetry collection: Life, Love & Ludicrosity

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  • Michelle Liew Tsui-Lin3 months ago

    Missed this! But.....yikes! Messy, but not the haiku!

  • ThatWriterWoman2 years ago

    This is so well described that I leaned away from my computer screen haha! Well done!

  • Eeyoooo! So tell me. Did you help them wipe it off or did you lick it. (I know, & from a preacher, lol.)

  • Ewww, that's so gross! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Kristen Balyeat2 years ago

    Another great one!! My kids usually do this to me…

  • Cathy holmes2 years ago

    Eeww. 🤣

  • Alexander McEvoy2 years ago

    Excellent, Dana! Can't say I've never done this, but also won't say I have. certainly has been done to me lol

  • Kendall Defoe 2 years ago

    Yuck! 🤢

  • Donna Renee2 years ago

    Omg nasty 🤣🤣🤣 probably ghost written by a toddler.

  • Babs Iverson2 years ago

    Bless you!!! Can't spell gazointight!!! Oh well, it Monday!!! Great one for the challenge!!!❤️❤️💕

  • Paul Stewart2 years ago

    haha there you go. That's very funny! Are you suuuuuure it's not from personal experience, Dana?

  • Teresa Renton2 years ago

    Eeeeugh 🤢

  • Lamar Wiggins2 years ago

    😂…and 😡 The moment that could end a friendship! Nice entry, Dana!

  • Hannah Moore2 years ago

    Oh that is not where I thought this was going. I am not sure it was going anywhere I wanted to go with it though!

  • Mo Darasi2 years ago

    Oh my god I would be so annoyed 🤣🤣

  • Mother Combs2 years ago

    Eww, lol

  • Oh, boy😆lol…

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