On her 37th..

To capture your essence,

I’ve curated 37 words—

Each one a candle

for you to blow out… and take in:

1. Radiant

You wear the sun so well.

2. Elegant and Classy

You don’t walk—you slide.

3. Vibrant

4. Intelligent

5. Compassionate

6. Stunning (and sexy as hell.)

7. Charming

(You could steal my girlfriend from me—and I’d help you pack.)

8. Sincere

9. Thoughtful

10. Gorgeous

I’ll commission dozens of paintings to chase your face.

11. Witty

12. Adventurous, Conquering

We’ll discover a new planet, you and I.

13. Loving

14. Supportive (my Day One)

15. Enchanting

(Agatha all along... I’m yours.)

16. Graceful (Hi, Grace!)

17. Confident

Yeah, we front like our poo don’t stink ‘cause it doesn’t.

18. Beautiful

19. Caring

20. Sweet

Death by chocolate.

21. Loyal

22. Playful

23. Sensual

You kiss my soul every time you lay your lips on mine.

24. Ambitious

(Oz Cobblepot’s a fan: “If they don’t give it to us—we take it.”)

25. Resilient

26. Authentic

27. Captivating

28. Nurturing

29. Passionate

30. Joyful (Hi, Joy!)

31. Alluring

32. Intelligent

(A trait that shines so bright that I had to mention it twice. My own Madame Curie.)

33. Whimsical

34. Sentimental

35. Exquisite

The 8th wonder—hands down.

36. Empathetic

37. Irresistible

And about that last one…

You breathe—and I go brick.

You smell like sunsets and love potions.

Each whiff of you—CPR laced with high-grade magic.

Your skin? It’s got this charm—

a kind of heat that beckons under my palms.

What? You're asking this ocean to stay calm?

You taste like a rich blend of love

and a glass of De Grendel Merlot… or their Shiraz—

unlocking and schooling my taste buds.

Not many things embody perfection.

But your body? Your body does.

You’re a spell:

carousing,

dousing,

arousing.

Like candles, these words flicker—

each trying to catch your flame.

But just like a photo can’t fully convey your beauty,

these syllables

only hint

at the depth

of your soul.

You…

are…

Transcendent.

And I love you.