He stalks at twilight
Old Roger, the soap dodger
with poisonous shite
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Author's Notes: I won't ever apologise. It had to be done.
For clarity, this is the return of a fabled character whose legend was told of in a limerick of years gone by.
See also this for the full extent of Old Roger's influence.
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Comments (8)
Paul, Paul, Paul. Do we have to do this again? Poisonous shite indeed! And to answer Mark’s question below, that damn monkey did not learn his lesson!
Good one did the monkey learn his lesson though.
Love the humor, thanks for the giggle! Also, he looks grotesque and icky
HA, omg, i love it. It's giving senryū vibes in the best way. And that image is horrible. :D Definitely creepy, too. I don't want him anywhere near me!
Soap dodger better not come near me. Hey Paul, still up to ur old fun. I still use the effity one.
Haha, you warned me that he'd be on the rise! I just didn't think it'd be so soon. Well written as always, my friend.
I thought the days of Roger were over...but no. That picture. I mean, it's...ugh. I do like the word "shite". Heard this in a broad Scottish accent too in my head when I was reading to it, which only added to its power!
with poisonous shite too...scary dude