There once were two gnomes
Who liked to hang out at a toadstool
One was named Jerome
The other one’s name was Mick McCool
Both had wives at home
They were so uncool
So, the guys liked to roam
Around the Mirror Pool
They would drink the foam
That made them feel cool
Forgetting to use their comb
Wishing they didn’t drool
As they sat under a dome
And carved with a tool
About the Creator
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Wild Card Weekend Recap: What Happens Now?
I think I figured out why I love Wild Card Weekend so much. It's because it's the first playoff anything of the calendar year. The NFL season starts in the fall, and once upon a time, the champion was crowned either on or slightly before New Year's. The evolution of the NFL schedule has resulted in the playoffs starting just into the New Year, and currently, the final week of the season falls on the first weekend of the New Year, with Wild Card Weekend coming a week after that. So yes, chronologically, the NFL's Wild Card Weekend serves as the first playoff anything of the calendar year.
By Clyde E. Dawkins7 days ago in Unbalanced
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Perfect!
Mick McCool, now that's a cool name! Lol. This was such a fun poem!
Dear StepMom ~ I attended many lawn gnomes conventions with the Wife ~ Voluntarily - 'Probably' - StepSon
Lol. That was fun.
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