Ode to the Tissue

Start writigng... My huge tissue, you inspire me to write.

I love the way you bounce, prowl and waddle,

Invading my mind day and through the night,

Always dreaming about the bright twaddle.

Let me compare you to a dark balloon?

You are more funny, empty and clever.

Light sun heats the benchmark peaches of June,

And summertime has the sunny ever.

How do I love you? Let me count the ways.

I love your right elbows, humour and legs.

Thinking of your white humour fills my days.

My love for you is the generous meggs.

Now I must away with a cunning heart,

Remember my stark words whilst we're apart.