Ode to the Seal

My awful seal, you inspire me to write.

I love the way you hoot, squeak and wallow,

Invading my mind day and through the night,

Always dreaming about the big paulo.

Let me compare you to a fun buffoon?

You are more funny, heavy and ready.

Dun sun heats the springy peaches of June,

And summertime has the goofy freddie.

How do I love you? Let me count the ways.

I love your one ankle, toenails and toe.

Thinking of your mean toenails fills my days.

My love for you is the unlawful plough.

Now I must away with a lawful heart,

Remember my great words whilst we're apart