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Ode to the Can-Opener

A Canine's Enchantment

By Rae Fairchild (MRB)Published 2 years ago 1 min read
Top Story - August 2023
Ode to the Can-Opener
Photo by FLOUFFY on Unsplash

Oh glorious contraption on the countertop

My howl sings your praises

For you open unto me

Containers of incredible comestibles

I be a connoisseur

Of your chunked chicken

In creamy gravy

And tender turkey casserole

With sweet carrot mash

Luscious on my palette

I hear the clank

As you connect to the top of the can

And the crank

As you cut your way around

Oh how mighty your jaws

To chew through metal

What culinary creations

Do you have in store for me?

I leap from my place of comfort

Curled on the couch

My claws clattering on the floor

As I trot into the kitchen

To await my second evening chow

Perhaps my owner will be a nincompoop

And forget that he fed me

Just one hour before

My mouth waters and my jowls froth

Drool drops from my chops

I sit down like a good boy

Captivated by what delicacies await me

Only to see my owner turn

Hand clenched around a can of corn

Oh glorious contraption on the countertop

My howl cries out your betrayal

humor

About the Creator

Rae Fairchild (MRB)

I love to write; putting pen to paper fills my heart and calms my soul!

Rae Fairchild is my pen name. (Because why not? Pseudonyms are cool!)

I do publish elsewhere under my real name, M.R.B.

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  • Rob Angeli2 years ago

    Such an original and striking ode to doggy-life! great work, and congratulations on Top Story! I so love the line "Containers of incredible comestibles" I could almost open a can and try it! but I have to remember, I'm not a dog...

  • Poppy 2 years ago

    This is so cute and the ending was extra good! So accurate

  • Very nicely done. A great take on the challenge from a fresh, drooling, perspective. Congratulations on TS.

  • Cathy holmes2 years ago

    Lol. Poor pup. This is great. Congrats on the TS.

  • Perfectly captures the waiting of a canine for a meal (or the hopes of one). Congratulations on Top Story!

  • Matthew J. Fromm2 years ago

    Congrats on the Top Story!

  • Dana Stewart2 years ago

    'To await my second evening chow' - but wait, it's just corn. This is fun. Congratulations on your Top Story. P.s. you had me with the photo of the dog.

  • Babs Iverson2 years ago

    Loved the twist at the end!!! Superbly written!!! Congratulations on Top Story!!!♥️♥️💕

  • KJ Aartila2 years ago

    Lol! Great job! I can just see it. 👀🐶

  • Dana Crandell2 years ago

    Clever and cute. Congratulations on Top Story!

  • Gerald Holmes2 years ago

    Loved what you did here. Very clever. Congrats on a well deserved Top Story.

  • Leslie Writes2 years ago

    I love this! Great choice of taking the dog’s perspective! The word “nincompoop” is so underused! It’s one of my favorites! 💖👏

  • Awesome 😎 Congratulations on your Top Story🫶🏾💯🎊

  • Marilyn Glover2 years ago

    Brilliant take on the challenge. 💙 congratulations on top story! 🎉

  • Sid Aaron Hirji2 years ago

    I can attest-can openers are essential!

  • Rulam Day2 years ago

    I love this poem! The alliteration flows naturally. Fun read and so true too.

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