O Canada, Cathy Style
Hands off my beaver!
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O Canada
Our home and native land.
True patriot love, not for your tiny, orange hands.
With hockey sticks and curling stones,
while geese peck at your ears,
weβll dunk your ass in maple syrup
and feed you to the bears.
God keep our beavers
unmolested and free.
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
Our Canada is not for sale, you flea.
About the Creator
Cathy holmes
Canadian family girl with a recently discovered love for writing. Other loves include animals and sports.
Reader insights
Outstanding
Excellent work. Looking forward to reading more!
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Compelling and original writing
Creative use of language & vocab
On-point and relevant
Writing reflected the title & theme
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Comments (47)
Big Hug from a Maple Joe consumer in Sweden, lol! Much love dear friend!
Beautiful poem.love canada
Bravo Cathy
TRUE NORTH-not for sale
From a fellow Canuck - good work!!
Love it!
Hahaha love this, Cathy!
I enjoyed this one
Hahahahahahahahahah! Cathy, this is amazing!!!!! I love this far too much!! Congrats on Top Story!!!
Well done!
TRUE NORTH!!! Fantastic poem, Cathy! I made me smile and that is something hard to achieve these days when looking at the downstairs neighbours! Loved it and thank you for sharing!
lol wow congratulations βοΈβ¦οΈβοΈβ¦οΈβ¦οΈβ¦οΈβ¦οΈβ¦οΈ
"hands of my beaver" OMG howling laughing! So funny.
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Hahaha this is so powerful but of course, your sense of humour shines through. Congratulations on your top story my friend.
I have my own version , but I bow to yours!
Congrats on Top Story , π
great poem- so glad you said it so well!
A very fun (and powerful take) on our anthem. Cheers!
YES... So happy this made Top Story
Here's to hoping this makes the front page of every paper and gets play in surround sound high definition speakers aimed at all the right ears. Hilariously on point Cathy! Top story kudos!
Well done Cathy - great top story!
I like how feisty and protective you are!! π
Yes! I especially love the part about the beavers, lol!
Hahahahahahahahaha this was hilarious+