Now This Is A Gal I Could Go For
With a twinkle in her eye and not a bit shy
I took a look at this meme, and voila – something a bit bawdy and a little bit naughty popped into my head. And while we're on the subject of head....
I have written a lot of limericks. The ones that are the most popular and receive the most engagement involve two subjects – flatulence and fellatio. Fart jokes and blow job jokes are funny. And if it’s laughs that you’re after, and think a cheap laugh is better than no laugh at all….that said….this
Sorry Santa. I was never going to make the “nice” list.
I’ve known kinky ladies like this.
They want to be told where to kiss.
They go to town
When I tell them “go down”…
Submissive oral sex is pure bliss!
About the Creator
Joel Kravitz The Limerick Guy
I am a humorist who writes short poems and mostly limericks. The purpose of my poetry is to put a smile on people’s faces.
Smiles and Laughter are what I am after because those are both wonderful things.
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There are those who cannot get their food spicy enough. It may be a cultural thing where the food they were raised on is smoking hot and they have acquired a taste for it. And then there are adventurous eaters who love Mexican, Indian, Szechuan and other foods loaded with fiery peppers. But if you like your food high on the Scoville scale you have to be prepared for seismic gastro-intestinal reactions and volcanic repercussions.
By Joel Kravitz The Limerick Guyabout a year ago in Poets
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Liked it. Thanks for sharing.