Nika’s Presents

In a town full of people at the end of the fall,

There dwelt a very special, special girl.

Her name was Nika and she stood not so tall,

But had a plan to give the city quite a whirl.

She ate lots of beans and she ate lots of cheese,

Storing it all up in her gut.

Then she drank 10 slurpees with nothing but ease,

Keeping her butt nice and shut.

Then on Christmas Day, she climbed atop a bridge,

Dropping trou for all the world to see.

Then she sprayed and she plopped, upon the heads below the ridge,

Screaming “Merry Merry Christmas, haaaweeeeeeeee!!”

Nika went to jail, continuing to plop,

Though none forgot that oh so fateful day.

When the Nika pooped on everyone, from

So high up top,

That gorgeous and beautiful Christmas Day.