My Toes, Your Mouth

I don’t want you to suck on my toes

So just stop if you ever think

I want to put my toes in your mouth

One thing is for certain

It’s just just too “weird” for me

I’d love to tell you differently, that

I can’t stop fantasizing about it

I’m just being totally honest

The thought of it doesn’t excite me

And I can’t fathom the world where

We’d actually enjoy such a thing

Whether we want to admit it or not

It’d be an unpleasant experience

And there’s no way to convince me that

You might appreciate the feel of my toe hair on your lips

Have you given this much thought?

Because the idea has been burned into my brain

You want me to put my toes in your mouth?