My Extraterrestrial Designated Driver

A spacecraft locked and loaded with its first willing human being, flew off and into orbit, in case you wondered, it was me.

Landed perfectly uniformed, on my deck, around my tree

I suppose it might sound crazy, I'd only downed those three ice tea's

Everyone was quick to judge, though no one quite believes, the tales I told from beyond my yard, into infinity.

Now, those tea's may have been the LOOOOONG ones, but I brought my own DD

Seems he denies seeing the saucer, that spilled my sauce all over me