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My Alien on a two wheeler

His motor was out of this world

By Novel AllenPublished 2 years ago 2 min read

He appeared seemingly out of thin air

From an unknown galaxy somewhere out there

His futuristic ride was quite eye catching

All the ladies were open mouthed and watching

He was suave, toned and sinewy

Six feet two, so fine, like hot and really winnow-y

Stop it! you shameful hussy, salivating, dripping adrenaline

This is exactly how you keep getting yourself crinolined

Pining after the tall dark, handsome drinks of pure ego

Who disappoint and leave nothing but bye-bye amigo

Jiminy cricket, he is quite subliminal

Moving like a smooth criminal

He glided over, gently took me by the hand

Placed a helmet on my head, me, too giddy to make a stand

He picked me up effortlessly, I straddled the motor willingly

The women scowled, wishing they were me. I shuddered chillingly

I felt like being bad, to take this alien on a ride so rad

Keep riding, I have just the thing that will drive you mad

What? What did you all think I was talking about

I just met him. Seriously! Just need to test his mettle and clout

To the club and pole dancing, I directed the helmeted wonder

For I still had not seen his face, I was left to ponder

But the mystery I found quite appealing

The night was young, I wanted to savor the awesome feeling

My alien watched as the women twirled and spun, dipped and gyrated

As men and women poked money, ogled and salivated

He was mesmerized, keenly observing, seemingly fascinated

As fannies and breasts drew near, teased and left him wanting

They sidled, slid and caressed the pole while openly flaunting

"Helmet off, helmet off", the crowd began loudly chanting

He backed away slowly, none of this he needed to be vaunting

He still had not spoken, the quiet mysterious alien

I knew not his name, nor from whence he came, maybe Aurelian?

"Helmet off, helmet off", they loudly chanted........

He tried not to give in, not give them what they wanted

Into a corner they laughingly backed him

A loud frightened screech erupted from within

His helmet he removed and the room blossomed into light

He had no face, no eyes, just a galaxy of power which filled the night

We burned slowly into ashes as he replaced his helmet

I should have listened to my inner voice, damn it

Now too late, we are all dead

All because we wanted to see his blooming head!

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Pretty sure we are not supposed to die here, but it rhymed!

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About the Creator

Novel Allen

You can only become truly accomplished at something you love. (Maya Angelou). Genuine accomplishment is not about financial gain, but about dedicating oneself to activities that bring joy and fulfillment.

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  • Grz Colm2 years ago

    Bahahaha at the end and taking the alien to the strip club. This whole poem though is a bit hot and heavy! Aliens are people too…aren’t they.. I don’t know, or else someone is about to have some alien-human hybrid babies!!😆👽👽☮️

  • Test2 years ago

    Novel, that was such a fun adventure you took us on!! I love the rhyme scheme and how creative you were with the plot!!

  • Test2 years ago

    the writing was really well done!❤🧡💗

  • Heather Hubler2 years ago

    Ah man! Always those mysterious ones and our own stupid curiosity messing it up for everyone, lol. This was awesome!

  • Lena Beana2 years ago

    Um... this is freaking brilliant!!! I could say so much more. But that about covers it. FREAKING BRILLIANT

  • Test2 years ago

    Brilliantly done! Funny and a great rhyming rhythm. Love it, Allen 💕🙂

  • Test2 years ago

    oh no, just when I was falling in love! 😂 what suspense! Never trust aliens!

  • Hahahahahahhahahahaha even I was drooling! In my defense, he was soooo tall 😍😍😍😍 And yayyyyy we all died in the died! My all time favourite ending! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Well, you gotta admit, that was one hot date, one hot night, & one hot strip club.

  • Sid Aaron Hirji2 years ago

    Love it. Again a metaphor for greed or something sinister

  • Tiffany Gordon2 years ago

    This is fantastic! So Flyy & Fun! Go No No Go! 😁

  • Joe Patterson2 years ago

    This is more than just a poem, it’s a broadway musical. Love the cover photo too.

  • Darkos2 years ago

    https://shopping-feedback.today/poets/what-we-did-to-aliens%3C/span%3E%3C/span%3E%3C/span%3E%3C/a%3E I updated the version :) If I omitted some other poems of Yours with Aliens just comment with a link when You are free and I will add to it! Now I am reading Yours again such a sophisticated ride and Alien!

  • Darkos2 years ago

    oh No 😆it starts again haha I need to make a new update with it haha Thank You for making me smile ! so handsome he is and the motorbike love the ride in it ! what an interesting way of testing an Alien male 😁 hope it was just a dream -the ending and You are All in One peace of piece ! Vibrant story full of dynamic acts ! made me laugh😄!the colorful ride of mind !

  • Great work! Cool alien poem’!

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