Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
How do you organize a space party? You planet!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
What's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty!
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasto.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Ash.
Why do we never tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
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raja huraira
I am a kids book writter and I am 19 years old
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